What's going on here??!!

OK, I feel like I could kill someone right now.. o==[]::::::::::::::::>
I thought things would go smoothly but man I was wrong
Everything tuned out to be a disaster!!
I opened my SSPN account last year
And I was suppose to get my card on January
But till now (which is almost April), I still haven't receive anything!!!
And the worst thing is that I have to go to the bank myself to resolve this problem
If I knew this would have happened, I would have just done it myself in the first place (~_^)

I am completely unaware of how the accountancy studies go..
How the hell am I suppose to get the LCCI level 3??
The lady in Omega wasn't saying it clearly
The teachers have no idea how to do it, they only know until the level 2 process
The LCCI site is SO NOT HELPING!! (><)
I am so clueless..
I just hope someone in the future will tell me how the hell am I to do this things..
Plus,, there's absolutely no scholarships for accountancy..
What the hell??!! (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ
Of all the studies, why doesn't anyone want to help the account students
Sure, they say that account students are useless and there aren't enough jobs out there for accountants but..
I don't just want to have a diploma in accountancy..
I wanna go professional, till I got my ACCA!!! (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ
Why lar like this...

I've been skipping my work for a few days now
Too many things to resolve..  ▧.▨ 
Sure I could just ask my Mom to do it but I want to do it on my own
So I know what I'm getting into..
How am I suppose to buy my dream smartphone if I keep being absent from work
Luckily I'm working with my Mom
If I was working with an outsider, I'll definitely bee kicked out!! （`_ゝ´)
Ahhh... Can't things just resolve on their own??!!!  »,«